Country Music For People Who Hate Country Music: Part 1

So, you hate country music. . No, okay, you know what? Valid. There is no getting around the fact that we are talking about a genre where a song called Honky Tonk Badonkadonk was deprived of #1 Hit status only because it had the bad luck to come out the same month as Jesus Take … Continue reading Country Music For People Who Hate Country Music: Part 1 →

I Had One of Those Obama Dreams

Originally posted on r/DreamsofObama [When I had this dream it was maybe...2013 or so?] -- I recently took the time to finally write out an Obama Dream I had that has haunted me for years and really wanted to share it somewhere. I promise (though cannot prove) that this is a real dream that I … Continue reading I Had One of Those Obama Dreams →

Fiction: Eulogy For Jim

Originally posted on r/nosleep. It feels weird to call him my uncle, so I’m gonna just call him Jim. “Guy married to my aunt” is too many words to explain the relation. It was always first name basis with this guy anyway, even as a little kid. Every other set of relatives were “Aunt Who … Continue reading Fiction: Eulogy For Jim →

The Most Satisfying Thing

Nice round numbers all the way across the NaNo Tracker, lets go.

Bring On the Murders

[Post Content Advisory: Sexual Violence] I finally started reading A Song of Ice and Fire, and finished the first book over the weekend. I really wanted to give it a detailed going over, but I find myself reserving judgement until I get further into the series. I went in already knowing the big twist at … Continue reading Bring On the Murders →

…Canterbury Tales IN SPACE?

"Consul tree Templar Het Masteen pod erg treeship Hyperion FORCE swingvine Maui-Covenant Web Yggdrasill Hegemony priest Hebron Worldweb seedship Poulsen Brawne Lamia planetfall Ousters Avatar Shrike tricorne comlog." . -The first chapter of Hyperion, minus every word that makes sense. . This sure is gonna be A Book isn’t it